Weekend Update

What an amazing Saturday. I cannot think of anything finer than the sun baked Malibu beach. I spent about 3 hours on the said beach allowing the sun to kiss my whole body at once. I interrupted the suns make out session a few times by jumping into the ocean to cool myself down a bit. Apparently the sun wasn't enough for a few persons around me, they thought they should make out and spite the sun's affection (people can be rude). Made the drive down the coast and headed easterly where movie stars are said to be, I haven't really seen any movie stars in Hollywood, accept for this one time, I saw this dude walking on Hollywood Blvd. in front of that Asian theater. Anyway, Cemetery Screenings was a blast, saw this movie while drinking beers and wines and munching on chips and hummuses. There were claps, shushes, ducks, and about 3,000 individuals sprawled out on the lawn inviting the moon to begin with it's less intense make out session. I smoked the tabbac, while others smoked some funky skunky smelling tabac that tickled my nose. Ended the evening with an overlook of downtowny LA. That was my magnificent Saturday.

Began the morning of Sunday with water and sauerkraut; don't know why the kraut was the winning food item for the morning, but it was. Cruised pool side at the sista's house and bbqed up sweet meats. Was in the mood to hang out with this dude, but he was out of towny which made me sad for about two seconds. "What am I going to do?" I asked myself; (I think it's important to be prepared for any situation and have a plan to execute at all times) so what did I do in spite of being without company? I executed my "always never bad idea and always in good form" plan of drinking beers, but not just any beers, really really good beers from Belgium and other European countries. Where does one do such a thing you might ask? Well, my fav. is the Lucky Baldwiny type place, so I went there. Alone. Called up this dude, and text this dude and this dude but no dice. So as the evening got underway, I sat on the patio amongst others, drinking a very very cold beer and called this dude. Talked with that dude over two beers and a few tabac sticks; we worked through the ins and outs of my awesomeness and how I was going to meet one of these tonight and just be rocking my "I'm a confident successful male who looks and dresses nicely, because that's how the ladies like it" vibe. How does one do that? I began by calling the one who birthed me. During the talkie talkie time, I noticed something/someone in my peripheral walking toward my bar, going to sit in said bar and drink beers on my patio and blow smoke in my air. Immediately my tabac smoked cooler, chair posture sleeker, phone call funnier. I was having the time of my life, but my heart was pumping way too fast, so, I slowly finished my tasty beer, took a final drag of my smoke and hung up the phone. I could've left right then, but I wasn't ready to leave, I was enjoying my time with my beers and my "I'm a confident successful male who looks and dresses nicely, because that's how the ladies like it" vibe; so I ordered another tasty tasty beer. That's when the before mentioned something/someone approached my table to say hi and give hugs. Yada yada yada yada...turns out my not girlfriend had pretty much a ton of this to say, so I simply kept my vibe, continued with the convo. and I executed my "always never a bad idea and always in good form" plan. After an hour of this, my not girlfriend finally left the bar so I could continue with my "I'm a confident successful male who looks and dresses nicely cause that's how the ladies like it" vibe and meet some females and get to the beer drinking and tabac smoking.
The Finale:
1 table
4 chairs
4 beers
1 Billy
3 not Billy's gender
1 more contact for my phone
fin...and fin