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When was the last time you slept in your car?
I've heard stories of long drives, late evenings, snowy conditions and rest stops. My favorite "slept in my car" story involves a drive up to Washington state, or perhaps a quick stop in Vegas in a friends driveway. Needless to say...I haven't really taken the time to enjoy the rare event of sleeping in one's car until this past Friday/Saturday. I loved it sooo much, I decided to make another go at it on Wed./Thurs.
There is so much one can learn, if they just take the time and energy to get to know their car. For instance, I've learned the backseat of my car has a gynormous "hump" in the middle; this causes severe strain and sharp pains to the back. The purplish tint on the rear windows do provide sufficient shading from the glaring streetlights, as well as conceal from patrolling police and or thieves. On Wed./Thurs. I slept in my drivers seat...fully reclining, this was more like sleeping in an airplane...first class.
If I ever decide to sleep in my car again, I will choose the passenger side...and turn on the butt warmer.

Guess Who's Out of A Job...

ME!!!
So...Now that I'm on the job search again...I thought it would be nice to take in some suggestions as to what you think would be a suitable placement for me.
If you could...please list 5 possibilities in ranking order 1-5 with 1 being first choice.

Kind of nice...the unemployment sessions with actual unemployment pay.